MCU “Bird Arm” appreciation post
Aren’t bird arms their wings? This is totally a Wing appreciation post. :D
Flaphack #10: The final hack! How about a delicious, fluffy pillow for all of your pancake dreams?
Denny’s I will find you help
"my children" i whisper as i watch a video of 6 grown men playing video games
-You didn’t just give your life. You gave up your chance at a normal one. At love. And he did love you, Agent Coulson… Do you miss him? Dinners at the Richmond? Do you miss hearing him play? You didn’t even have a chance to say goodbye.
-I couldn’t. I…I can’t
-He cried for days after SHIELD told him you died. They shattered his heart. With a lie. And now they’re lying to you.
17, Goofy Kiss
I totally cheated, sorry anon, ‘cause I couldn’t think of anything, and I really needed cavity inducing fluff this week!
Phil opened the front door to the sound of childish giggles and his husband’s deeper laughter, and stopped halfway through, doorknob in hand as a smile bloomed on his face.
He’d never imagined he’d ever come home to this — a husband, a child, a home. He still didn’t know what he’d done to deserve it.
Making his way through the suite, he tidied a little as he went. He picked a book up here and straightened a chair there, stacking the wooden puzzles on the low shelf where little hands could find them later. The shrieks of laughter and his son’s babbled joy continued the whole time.
“‘gain! Daddy, ‘gain!”
"Mwah!" Clint made an exaggerated kissing noise and then there was the sound of a raspberry being blown on a toddler belly and another helpless baby giggle.
Phil moved down the hallway and then stood at the open door of his son’s bedroom, just watching. Andrés and Clint were sprawled on the playmats on the floor, Clint in a pair of SHIELD sweatpants and nothing more, and Andrés wearing only a diaper, which meant he’d just gotten up from his nap, since he’d otherwise outgrown the need for them. Clint was tickling the boy, fingers light on his ribs, and Andrés was screaming with laughter.
Clint glanced over with a grin, unsurprised to see him, since he’d heard Phil puttering around, but then Andrés looked toward him, and Phil would never get tired of the happiness that lit the boy’s dark eyes when he caught sight of either of his fathers.
"Papa!" he shouted breathlessly, still trying to squirm away from Clint’s seeking fingers.
Completely unconcerned about wrinkling his suit, Phil crossed over and lowered himself to the mat — slower than he might have a year or two ago, it was true. Andrés scrambled into his lap, and Phil brushed a kiss over his dark, messy curls, hugging the boy to him tightly as Andrés wrapped skinny arms around him and squeezed.
"Kiss!" Andrés demanded, raising his face, and Phil laid a smacking kiss on his lips, making the boy giggle. "Kiss for Daddy too!"
"Yeah," Clint drawled, still grinning. "Kiss for Daddy too. Don’t be stingy, Papa."
He leaned into Phil, who caught his lips in a quick kiss and hummed happily when Clint wrapped a hand around the back of his neck and held him close for a little longer.
Eventually, Andrés wiggled in his arms.
"Kiss for Goofy, Daddy!" He held up the well loved and very scruffy Goofy plushie his Uncle Jasper had given him as a welcome home gift when the adoption had been finalized, and Phil laughed and pressed a kiss to the toy’s face.
"Are we kissing all your toys now?” he asked, and Andrés giggled and nodded.
"That might take a while," Clint murmured with a glance around the room. Andrés had no shortage of honorary aunts and uncles, and each and every one of them loved to shower him with toys.
"That’s okay," Phil told him, smiling as Andrés held up another stuffed toy for Clint and then him to kiss. "Nowhere else I’d rather be."
For the rest of the meme ficlets, go here.
Since it doesn’t look like anyone’s getting arrested today what do you say we put sex back on the table?
Sterek AU: Stiles is excited to finally get to do some real undercover work. All he has to do is seduce a man into agreeing to pay to have sex with him. Shouldn’t be too hard… right?
Derek is part of an ongoing investigation into a human trafficking ring. Tonight he has the fun job of rounding up sex workers to see if any of them have any information on their bosses.
This is what happens when people don’t read their inter-agency memos. Chaos.
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fan bingbing fuckin slays like jesus fuck she is flawless
I will never be convinced that someone else could ever play Bucky Barnes.
HOLY FUCK IT’S ‘INCEPTION' THE BOARD GAME.
My tabletop heart went pitter-patter.
Something I find amazing about Inception is that, three years on, so many people still love it enough to fund things like this. The kickstarter has reached its goal of $30,000 (actually gone beyond it), so this game is going to become a reality.